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Show will be starting a little bit late. Behind schedule.
Gavin Loudspeaker is singing now.
1. Tursas vs. Player Dos - Opening contest to the ring - the BDK's monster, Tursas takes on the high flying Player Dos. Dos brought the fight to the big man but Tursas emerged victorious at 4:22 with the big splash.
2. Trios Match: The Colony (Fire Ant, Soldier Ant & Green Ant) vs. Da Soul Touchaz (Willie Richardson, Acid Jaz & Marshe Rockett) - Soul Touchaz over The Colony when Richardson drops the bomb and pins Green Ant in 9:12. Soul Touchaz go 2 for 2 on the weekend. Da Soul Touchaz, a team that failed to qualify for this year's King of Trios tournament in the first place, wound up defeating the BDK and the Colony, both 2010 finalists, this weekend. Kind of crazy how unpredictable CHIKARA is at times. The best dancers always win in CHIKARA. It's why the Osirian Portal was on top of the tag division for so long. Really makes you wonder what secret dancing abilities Quack is hiding though.
3. F.I.S.T. (Icarus & Chuck Taylor) vs. 3.0 (Scott "Jagged" Parker & Shane Matthews) - 3.0 gain a measure of revenge as Jagged pins Chuck Taylor at 8:52 to defeat Team FIST.
4. Johnny Gargano vs. Player Uno - No reports on the smells of Johnny Gargano's butt. (Some jerk heckled Gargano at the Young Lion's Cup a few year's back, shouting that his butt smelled liked mustard. There's a video on YouTube that shows his heckling and stupidity all throughout that card. Look up Chikara and Baby Gorrilla and you should be able to find it.) In a disputable upset at 11:29, Ohio's own Johnny Gargano defeats Player Uno.
5. Mike Quackenbush and Frightmare vs. BDK (Lince Dorado and Pinkie Sanchez) - A low blow behind Bryce's back by Lince on Frightmare at 15:35 to give BDK the win. Tursas about to splash Quack... UMB rushing to the aid of Quack FTW! The BDK are run off by a chair swinging UltraMantis Black!
Main event time, time for the best part of the show!
INTERMISSION!
6. Eddie Kingston vs. Delirious - We return from intermission with singles action - the BDKs 'pet' Delrious taking on the King of Diamonds Eddie Kingston. Eddie Kingston defeats Delirious at 9:37 after an impressive offensive flurry.
7. The UnStable (Vin Gerard & STIGMA) vs. The Osirian Portal (Amasis & Ophidain) - Reports say STIGMA smells bad. Guess dumpster life is catching up to him. Vin Gerard pins Ophidian in 16+ after Colin Delaney turned his mask around at 15:43 for the win. The Unstable is IRATE with Colin Unstable. STIGMA and Gerard demand Delaney tell the Portal what he did had nothing to do with them! They tease a breakup but it was all a RUSE! STIGMA, Delaney and Gerard put a beating on the Portal. They are all on the same page.
8. Tim Donst vs. Bryan Danielson - Next up the Young Lions Cup champion Tim Donst in the match of his life against Bryan Danielson. Tim Donst nearly makes history but falls victim to the Cattle Mutilation at 18:37. Your winner Bryan Danielson! Danielson says he's going to TNA after 90 days?!?! I think he's pulling our legs!
9. Los Campeonatos de Parejas: The Future Is Now (Jimmy "Equinox" Olsen & Helios) vs. Bruderschaft (c) (Ares & Claudio Castagnoli) - As per usual they got the first fall cheaply by using a pre-match beat down when, Claudio and Ares attack before the bell to put the BDK up one fall to none in nine seconds. The technico locker room has emptied in support of the Future is Now. Pin attempt after the 630 by Helios broken up by Claudio. Pop up european uppercut by Claudio on Helios at 12:13 lets the BDK's Swiss Money Holding keep the belts.
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