It's a sunny day at the Ultraviolent Underground!
There's a blowup doll Dustin Lee in the ring!
Carribean Pits of Death Deathmatch - Sami Callihan vs Danny Havoc is up
This match is also for the Ultraviolent Underground Title
Joe Gacy ran to the ring and pulled the ref out of the ring as Havoc covered Sami.
Sami Callihan def. Danny Havoc to advance and also win the UVU title after hitting the headlock driver onto light tubes.
The UVU title will be defended through-out the tournament.
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Four Corners of Hell Dog Collar Deathmatch - Jon Moxley vs. Thumbtack Jack is up
Thumbtack Jack advances after tying up Moxley and threatening to hit him with a cinderblock, but Moxley yelled "I QUIT"
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New Age Texas Deathmatch - MASADA vs Brain Damage.
MASADA def. Brain Damage after a death valley driver onto an opened chair.
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Pane in the Glass match - Nick Gage vs John Zandig.
Nick Gage def. John Zandig after a chokebreaker.
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DJ comes to the ring
DJ says he doesnt have a plaque for Zandig but he does have the ironman title, and says Zandig is the ironman of CZW.
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Junior Heavyweight Showcase - Rich Swann vs Greg Excellent vs Scotty Vortekz
Rodney Rush is now at ringside.
Scotty Vortekz gets the win after hitting the Spanish Fly on Swann off the top rope onto Greg.
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Transylvania Deathmatch (Casket Match Rules) - UVU Title - Sami Callihan vs Thumbtack Jack
Thumbtack Jack gets the win! New UVU Champ.
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Home Run Derby Deathmatch - Nick Gage vs MASADA
MASADA def. Nick Gage after Gage passed out when MASADA had him in the Texas Cloverleaf.
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Devon Moore vs xOMGx
Devon Moore def. xOMGx after a running brainbuster onto an opened chair. Devon now calling out Drake.
Drake and Scotty run to the ring to save xOMGx, but Devon bails with xOMGx's mask in hand.
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Finals are a House of Pain Deathmatch
House of Pain Deathmatch Finals - MASADA vs UVU Champion Thumbtack Jack.
Thumbtack Jack wins TOD 8.5! Gage comes out and hits referee Lauderdale with tubes! And then attacks TJ!
Thumbtack Jack challenges Nick Gage to a match at CAGE OF DEATH!!
DJ says that Thumbtack Jack vs Gage is going to happen right now, and he's going to be the ref!
Gage teases getting into the ring, but then walks to the back